I am a Total Lesbian
Witticism and Stories by girls who like like girls.
Tuesday, March 27, 2012
Two Lesbian Bars in DC
Hooollly smokes. DC now has two lesbian bars. And guess what? The second one now has constant gay boy nights. Why does it seem like gay boys party more than lesbians? Probably because lesbians would rather sit at home and sip wine while talking about their feelings instead of dance on stripper poles. Unlike some people I know...aka my gay guy friends.
Rocket Power: The College Years
In Rocket Power the college years, Reggie comes out as a lesbian, to no one's surprise.
Thursday, December 29, 2011
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Alice's web on the L Word was pointless. I do not need a graphical representation to simulate how I have essentially hooked up with all of my friends and all of their friends...and all of their friends' friends. The only good thing it would do if it the web would help me find people I have NOT hooked up with them- or any of their friends. But then they would be on the web. So once again. Pointless. Well done Alice- you accomplished absolutely less than nothing. Lucky for you, you are a fictional character. Cheers!
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Whenever I roll over after holding you at night, you always say something, like it's a mini betrayal that I didn't hold you all night. I love you to death, but sometimes I get fidgety!
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Why do lesbians love making each other jealous? It's like second nature to tell your girlfriend whenever their exes contact them. "So...Jess texted me last night..." OH REALLY? WHAT DID SHE HAVE TO SAY?
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When you tell me "we need to talk later" I immediately need to talk now. Immediately. As in, I'm going to jump off the balcony if you don't tell me what's going on.
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I honesty don't know what "set fire to the rain" means- but when I hear it I just want to bawl my eyes out. like somehow I relate?
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